when I say I wanna shove my sausage meat up your snatch, is that not considered sweet talk? I...

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when I say I wanna shove my sausage meat up your snatch, is that not considered sweet talk?

I know I know. I don't know how I come up with such sweet talk. It is a gift.

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Pfuzylogic · M

i would say saucy talk unless you give it to them straight.

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@Pfuzylogic yes to be precise

Pfuzylogic · M

@lumberjackslam but it doesn’t mean a thing until you get the visuals!

Matt85 · 36-40, M

There probably is a time for that kind of talk but you gotta take slower than that lol

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@Matt85 oh so don't start off with that got it

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@lumberjackslam Lol Yeah. Gotta warm the over before you put the turkey in.

SW-User

You didn’t say please

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SW-User

Keeps my snatch warm @lumberjackslam

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

just what a lady needs@SW-User

SW-User

@lumberjackslam nice of you to assume I’m a lady

saragoodtimes · F

you're such a romantic

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lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@saragoodtimes Thanks I try

Ontheroad · M

@saragoodtimes right? Such a smooth talker.

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@Ontheroad yep. you want me at your party.

LunarOrbit · 56-60, M

Why beat around the bush!

Literally!!!

🤣😂🤣

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@LunarOrbit no way it will get me in trouble 😃

HairbrushDiva · 31-35, F

No, it's vulgar.

Coralmist · 41-45, F

Im surprise you don't write for The Bachelor or Days Of Our Lives... anyone would melt at that.!👀😄

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@Coralmist or just become a dating coach huh

Ontheroad · M

Great pick up line.

Threepio

It better be a "Sweet Italian Sausage" if you want to sweettalk them with "food porn"....

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