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It better be a "Sweet Italian Sausage" if you want to sweettalk them with "food porn"....
Ontheroad 路 M
Great pick up line.
Coralmist 路 41-45, F
Im surprise you don't write for The Bachelor or Days Of Our Lives... anyone would melt at that.!馃憖馃槃
lumberjackslam 路 41-45, M
@Coralmist or just become a dating coach huh
HairbrushDiva 路 31-35, F
No, it's vulgar.
LunarOrbit 路 56-60, M
Why beat around the bush!
Literally!!!
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Literally!!!
馃ぃ馃槀馃ぃ
lumberjackslam 路 41-45, M
@LunarOrbit no way it will get me in trouble 馃槂
saragoodtimes 路 F
you're such a romantic
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lumberjackslam 路 41-45, M
@saragoodtimes Thanks I try
Ontheroad 路 M
@saragoodtimes right? Such a smooth talker.
lumberjackslam 路 41-45, M
@Ontheroad yep. you want me at your party.
SW-User
You didn鈥檛 say please
SW-User
Keeps my snatch warm @lumberjackslam
lumberjackslam 路 41-45, M
just what a lady needs@SW-User
SW-User
@lumberjackslam nice of you to assume I鈥檓 a lady
Matt85 路 36-40, M
There probably is a time for that kind of talk but you gotta take slower than that lol
lumberjackslam 路 41-45, M
@Matt85 oh so don't start off with that got it
Matt85 路 36-40, M
@lumberjackslam Lol Yeah. Gotta warm the over before you put the turkey in.
Pfuzylogic 路 M
i would say saucy talk unless you give it to them straight.
lumberjackslam 路 41-45, M
@Pfuzylogic yes to be precise
Pfuzylogic 路 M
@lumberjackslam but it doesn鈥檛 mean a thing until you get the visuals!