What’s stopping you from buying a VIP membership on SW? 🤔

The fine print. Page 16, paragraph 3…

…and as a VIP member will be obligated to consume pizza with pineapple as a topping in perpetuity and consent to having all pizza consumption closely scrutinized…

No. Just…no.

I wouldn't pay a penny for this crapola bottom feeder website.

if they add a feature to bypass the algorithm and see all posts in exact order i will buy

I can't handle that kind of power and responsibility

I know the value of a dollar.

My lifetime or the lifetime of SW?

Refundable if they close in a year or two?

I can buy 10 pounds of Dark Matter Coffee for $180 and get a lot more pleasure from it than from VIP

First off I’m broke haha and second someone was unbelievably kind and bought me lifetime VIP ☺️

What do you get?

I will pay the $15 or $18 every three months. $180 is a big chunk to pay at one time.
That is an electric bill!!!

Why would I pay them to make the site worse?

waiting for a rich benefactor that wants piccies of mah titties

I'm just a digital freeloader like that. 🤷‍♀️ Can't suppress the nature.

I would rather flush that money down the toilet and go scuba diving for it instead of giving this site any money

YOU need not do anything except indulge in hooman sacrifices while walking upside down.

My sacrificial blade needs to be sharpened.
Also, it doesn’t seem worth buying to me

Samantha.

Damn Samantha.

I’d rather buy a 12 pack of beer

Yea buts whats the life of sw😏

my information spreading even more

VIP? 🤔🤔😬😬

I'm not very important.

ROI

I had it before but I'm not here enough anymore. It'd be an even worse waste of money this time