Do you think we need more holiday's that incorporate chainsaws? 🤔

Chainsaws are very useful for human sacrifice

I’m thinking at least once a month

Harvest festivals?

I`m not allowed to own one. Apparently my wife wants me to keep my appendages.

She isn`t wrong. 😅

I think all holidays need a complimentary chainsaw

Human sacrifice!

* releases the bees *

The only holiday from which chainsaws should be excluded is weasle stomping day. For obvious reasons.

I dunno, tene. Look what happened to Ancient Rome when they stopped celebrating with chainsaws!

Maybe wee need to make earth day chainsaw day... 🤔

Isn't Texas enough for you? 🙄🙄🤔🤔