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Stevve · M
A British singer 😊 lol
messyjessie25 · 22-25, F
Swallowing 😂😂
Bklynbadboy12 · 31-35, M
@messyjessie25 That's a good plan do you always swallow
@messyjessie25 she made me give one of her friends a BJ. swallowing isn't so bad
sasanack · 61-69, M
some say to get over someone, you have to get under someone, ..........just sayin
Procrastablogger · 26-30, M
Plan B is plan A when you fail plan Pull out
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
Hey,psst....
C'meer kid li'me talk to'ya see..
Here's the plan see..
Hey look at me when I'm talkin to yooz.
Ok dats betta...
Now pay close attention see, cuz I'm only gonna say this once see...
Foist ting in da morning, you pick up my suit from da cleaner's see..
Then yooz brings it to 123 Alfa st see.
Den I gives you the loot and ya takes it over to Bugsy on 23rd st see.
Hes gonna give you the password, -are yooz listening to what I'm saying here.-
I'm only telling you one time here.
Ya'got it!?
Ok now where was I?
Yea ok ..yooz gonna get the password from Bugsy after you give him da loot over on 23rd st..
Take that password see, and walk over to Bonnie and Clyde's home and tell demz da password and dey gonna hand yooz a piece of paper-- Dont you loose dat paper or I'll kill'ya got dat?
Takes dat paper over to
pizza hut and get the special see..
Den get back here right quick,--Ya got dat?
Now git'outta here see...
SCRAM I TELL YA-- BEAT IT!
C'meer kid li'me talk to'ya see..
Here's the plan see..
Hey look at me when I'm talkin to yooz.
Ok dats betta...
Now pay close attention see, cuz I'm only gonna say this once see...
Foist ting in da morning, you pick up my suit from da cleaner's see..
Then yooz brings it to 123 Alfa st see.
Den I gives you the loot and ya takes it over to Bugsy on 23rd st see.
Hes gonna give you the password, -are yooz listening to what I'm saying here.-
I'm only telling you one time here.
Ya'got it!?
Ok now where was I?
Yea ok ..yooz gonna get the password from Bugsy after you give him da loot over on 23rd st..
Take that password see, and walk over to Bonnie and Clyde's home and tell demz da password and dey gonna hand yooz a piece of paper-- Dont you loose dat paper or I'll kill'ya got dat?
Takes dat paper over to
pizza hut and get the special see..
Den get back here right quick,--Ya got dat?
Now git'outta here see...
SCRAM I TELL YA-- BEAT IT!
Eklipse · F
@SledgeHammer Sounds so confusing.
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
Bklynbadboy12 · 31-35, M
Rob a bank
Eklipse · F
@Bklynbadboy12 my guards will investigate that
Bklynbadboy12 · 31-35, M
@Eklipse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Court69 · M
The plan was always you and our baby hon, now com to bed...
Chelsiegirl · 46-50, T
@Court69 well glad u love paying for kids lol
Court69 · M
@Chelsiegirl duh, being a father i cherrish
Chelsiegirl · 46-50, T
@Court69 I hate kids...
Court69 · M
If C is oozing from D and you F you dont plan for A and plan B is hopefuly on its way if not repeat plan babe
Court69 · M
Plan b was to bag Plan a+
Court69 · M
Plane A was all the way?
elafina · 36-40, F
Jump!!!
PhoenixPhail · M
There's no way to know without knowing Plan A.
Eklipse · F
@PhoenixPhail Skip it. Start plan B anyway
Djac17 · 22-25, M
Plan B, is to just grab a beer then make a run for it
496sbc · 36-40, M
Ok so u messed up plan A. U did not do B so what is C. Ur hypotenuse
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Theandyb · 36-40, M
Death. Always has been
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
We tunnel our way out using spoons
Eklipse · F
@Justmeraeagain Good luck with that 🥄
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
Oh...they'll make that illegal next.
Eklipse · F
@Starcrossed How boriinggg
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@Degbeme lmfao!! So funny!
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
I make it up as i go
Eklipse · F
@vetguy1991 😂😂
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
Pull back in Nuke it from orbit.
Eklipse · F
@Dainbramadge Ok....on the count of 3...
No biscuits for any Guards while munching.
nicedave · 41-45, M
Me and you run away together
Whyme · 46-50, M
Guess its time to wake the kraken
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
We make them eat plan A.. 🤔
SW-User
Well don’t get excited ,I’m just visiting your pond to have a quick look around and see if there’s anything new since my last visit 😏
Classified · M
That's when the Godzilla threshold has been crossed.
Eklipse · F
@Classified Tch. You need more than a plan for that
Classified · M
@Eklipse It means that the situation got so dire that even the option with a lot of collateral damage is still valid or even the only option. Named after Godzilla, because sometimes Godzilla gets send after other monsters that would lay waste to humanity. Though pulling out Godzilla comes with a lot of damage to the place where he'll fight the other monster. 😋
SW-User
Plan b is staying guarded and not giving that much credit to a single person cause that only lead to disappointment
Eklipse · F
@SW-User I'm sorry. I think I tend to agree unfortunately. 😔🌹
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Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
Not something I can say openly lol
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
You know how the old saying goes: if at first you don't succeed, do as the Romans do.
Eklipse · F
@TinyViolins the Romans did what?
reubles · 41-45, M
It's a pill meant for women with loose morals
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
Im living it now.
Eklipse · F
@Eddiesolds Need a plan C.
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@Eklipse Not yet. Life is ok!
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
I don't have a plan B because I don't have a plan A
Eklipse · F
@JimboSaturn Well start with A....
Plan B is plan A again only with more effort.
Eklipse · F
@Mindfulness Nah. We need a Plan C even...
thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M
first, don't get pregnant. I was always good at not making a woman pregnant. In this world, that's talent. And we didn't follow using condoms, pull out method. I was very honest with that, but how good is that? My first partner was pregnant six months after I left her, and my next partner was pregnant when I met her? All the same practices.... so? I'd say that questions my fertility?
Eklipse · F
@thewindupbirdchronicles Uhum. I'm not sure this was necessary......👀
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Eklipse · F
@Darksideinthenight2 Don't make my guards mess it even more 😌
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thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M
Plan A?
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
after a condom but before an abortion? lol
Eklipse · F
@JimboSaturn That's sad ,😔
ElwoodBlues · M
@JimboSaturn The "Morning After" pill?
https://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/plan-b
https://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/plan-b
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Hide!
Gangstress · 41-45, F
Plan B
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Eklipse · F
@Gangstress Will reconsideev
GLITTER · 36-40, F
There’s a B in the alphabet?