Everyone introduce themselves with the stupidest nickname they have

"The Subway Kid"

Decades ago I went to a Wyoming 'Dude Ranch' with friends. They asked us "do you ride" and I said "I ride the subway!"

So they called me the Subway Kid. Gave me a nice old horse that trotted very smoothly and would occasionally gallop for me.

Mama Bear

One of my nicknames is Mother Hen because I am always bugging friends to do things like put a jacket on when its cool outside or telling them to lock their car up and other things like that. Cheers!

The stupidest nickname I have ever had is based on my last name, so I will not give it here.

But there was a time when I was nicknamed Chopper. 😆

other than the shortening of my given name, I've never had a nickname.

My sister’s ex would call me “Patty Cakes” 😂

"Grizz". 🤣

Nub Nob

Hi I'm Floor Nugget

Punk loser

Hey I'm Mak attack.

It was a stupid wrestling name I gave myself in 8th grade when we did a wrestling unit in gym. We had a tournament in front of the entire school. I lost

Spider.

Fred. My mom was pissed. Forgot my real one. Name that is. Lol. Otherwise it is Damien or Mr Bones

The nicknames you speak of are also known as aliases.

a hole
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LOTS OF PEOPLE HERE CALL ME THIS..so funny

Boot

Tiny