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Fantabulous · 46-50, F
I dated this dude that kept a little notebook where he would jot down what he paid for everything...included was a summary of what our dates cost, even noted if I asked him to stop in at the store and buy a bread on the way over.
Needless to say, he is a Chartered accountant today...but that was not for me!
Needless to say, he is a Chartered accountant today...but that was not for me!
summersong · F
I briefly dated a guy who was on probation, got into a fight and went back to jail, and wrote me love poetry on the back of the receipt they gave him when he surrendered his belongings 😂
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
They wanted me to meow like a kitty
I laughed but they were serious
I laughed but they were serious
Viper · M
@Mrsbetweenfatandfit they wanted you to be their little kitten? Lol
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
@Viper I guess it was not for me though
Viper · M
@Mrsbetweenfatandfit I can see you laughing the more serious they asked you do it lol
saragoodtimes · F
dated a man who said he cried after having sex. I never saw him do that
NoGamesTolerated · F
@saragoodtimes Must have been love 🤭
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@saragoodtimes lmfao
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He wanted me to moan and tell him how big his dic was, but I couldn't lie that well 🤥😂
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@SW-User oh hahaha 😁
@SW-User Savage.
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Ahahaa hubby is, but our demons play well together ❤
Viper · M
The strangest one that I remember right now, strongly believed if you fart more than once in a couple of hours you need to quickly get medical attention as something internally is wrong.
She had odd medical beliefs, and different ideas on stuff.
She had odd medical beliefs, and different ideas on stuff.
akindheart · 61-69, F
i think i have dated one of every kind. one man wanted me to beat him up. i told i would easily comply if he pissed me off enough.
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akindheart · 61-69, F
@SW-User nope. not weird. the men were
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An engineer. He left me a laminated note on my windshield with his name and phone number on it. So, out of curiosity I called him. We went out to dinner. At the end of the evening he told me his real name. I had been calling him by the name he left on the note ALL FUCKING NIGHT! 🤦♀️ It took me a very long time to get rid of him. He sent me copies of chapters of whatever book he was reading. Also sent me postcards with stuff written on it that didn't make sense. Damned weirdo.
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
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TrunkZ · 56-60, M
Would taking someone's mom to prom as a date count as weird? Asking for a friend 😬😬🤭🤭
Gangstress · 41-45, F
Glitter is pretty weird tbf
And she also eats secret biscuits 😋
And she also eats secret biscuits 😋
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
@Gangstress her first podcast can be on the word "Baton" @GLITTER
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@Gangstress what about when the make secret baton biscuits. The whole world may spontaneously explode
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
He doesnt sound shy at all. Man that's gross! Lmfao
PrettyFlamingos · F
A guy who liked peanut butter on his dick
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@PrettyFlamingos Peanut butter & jelly sandwich for moi
PrettyFlamingos · F
@SW-User Greedy 😂
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
@saragoodtimes good one!
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
He was a mommas boy, not the kind where you would say its sweet, the kind where you say....dude?
NoGamesTolerated · F
@FreeSpirit1 oh I can’t stand that crap… respect mama but get off the tit..for sure. Lolol
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
@NoGamesTolerated he was great in the sack so I let it slide for a little bit....lol
NoGamesTolerated · F
@FreeSpirit1 you naughty girl…. I’d have told him to go get mama… hahaha I know that’s gross but that’s how strongly I feel about that…
My ex was into being a puppy
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Notanymore · 36-40, M
Starts a list
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@Notanymore lmfao
NiftyWhite · 46-50, F
I dated a lot of weirdos before i got married. One guy couldn’t make a decision by himself at all. Not even what to eat or where to park, described himself as “passive”. Another had a laugh that made me never want to be funny again and farted in the car and then announced it and said some other creepy things before borrowing 5$ to get gas to get home. Another guy brought me to a restaurant where all his friends worked and it was very uncomfortable because I didn’t really wanna meet friends that very first date. Later he kept wanting to hold my hands and I felt very uneasy about that because I didn’t want to but didn’t want his friends to observe my resistance either. He asked for a second date. I saïd no way.
NoGamesTolerated · F
Someone who excused himself to go to the restroom to wank off. I guess he couldn’t stand the excitement. 🤭
How disgusting it was to me. 😦
How disgusting it was to me. 😦
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@NoGamesTolerated .....ok gimme a sec
NoGamesTolerated · F
@SW-User oh stop… you’ll really be creepy then…
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I'm back. What I miss?
I'm back. What I miss?
WhateverWorks · 36-40
Tossup between the guy I dated who was obsessed with Batman, Michael Jackson, and Goku from an anime.
There was also the guy who seemed normal enough until all of a sudden we were at the mall and he went in for a deep kiss then called me Sis, projecting his voice. Yeah, it turned out he had an incest fetish 😬 Hard pass heh
OH and there was a guy who thought he was the reincarnation of Bach.
(Man I’ve dated some winners lol..)
There was also the guy who seemed normal enough until all of a sudden we were at the mall and he went in for a deep kiss then called me Sis, projecting his voice. Yeah, it turned out he had an incest fetish 😬 Hard pass heh
OH and there was a guy who thought he was the reincarnation of Bach.
(Man I’ve dated some winners lol..)
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He wanted to make sure he smelled fresh fresh for you.
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
You have to be joking!!!
Witchthatwantsfun · 31-35, F
@Jenny1234 I wish I were😞
NoGamesTolerated · F
That’s just nasty. I think I’d run…
That's a strange habit. You're a good person to remain friends.
Everybody I've dated had something unique about them but I guess they could say the same about me. Nothing notably weird stands out about them or hopefully me.
Everybody I've dated had something unique about them but I guess they could say the same about me. Nothing notably weird stands out about them or hopefully me.
Shiki ·
A woman who used me as a mask for her racism. lol
Subsumedpat · M
That is more like the grossest rather then the weirdest but I guess they can be one in the same.
HypnoChode · 46-50, M
That’s messed up.
I think I’ve been the weirder one in all of my relationships.
I think I’ve been the weirder one in all of my relationships.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
You just wouldn't shake hands right?
Witchthatwantsfun · 31-35, F
@Pretzel absolutely not🤣😅
Subsumedpat · M
I hope none of them said me.
AngelKrish · 26-30, M