There is a time in life when everyone has to try cooking naked, and I think this time for me is now, when the temp is in the minus 🥔🥴

Jeebus....don't fry anything.....and don't ask me why I know not to!


Now...if you are baking thumbprint cookies....there are alternatives to thumbs available.....

That's how I got a scar on my stomach lol

Remember yes to baking no to frying

I thought I had convinced my wife to do it years ago, but she insisted on wearing an apron. Still a sexy look.

There is?

You may want to do that when it's not freezing. The heat from the stove won't make up that much...

Why would you do that? 😱 Does potato like the freezing cold? 🥶

Try it. It's fun and relaxing. Wine is optional.

Leave the oven door open ?

You drunk again?

You feeling alright tator?

Deep fry something or at least try sauteing something wet in a hot pan of oil. You might change your mind.

Well, the shrivel factor will help protect against burns in sensitive areas

Time to roast something large and cuddle up to the oven door?

I do hope you weren't frying anything....

Can be dangerous.
Especially if frying…

Great idea! !!!!
I'll just have to hook up kitchencam

But ..burnt flap jacks 🫤

Nah, I’m good. I don’t need to be unclothed that badly. 😅

I often cook naked. Yes, even bacon!

Just don't burn your lady bits