I retire from cooking. I burnt bacon so badly the back of the paper plate it was on scorched.

I microwaved a few pieces and I overdid it on the time. Paper plate is scorched front to back. Bacon isn't recognizable.

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SW-User

You’re a Grown ass man why the duck are you microwaving BACON

deepblacknothingness · 56-60, M

@SW-User I do it all the time.

SW-User

😨@deepblacknothingness

LeeInTheNorthWoods · 70-79, F

Somehow, even though I was a stay-at-home mother for 12 years, I never got the hang of being a good cook. I may have started a few small fires, but nothing that put my family in danger. My husband was a good cook, but just because he wanted to humiliate me. 🤨 My two daughters are gourmet cooks and very knowledgeable about wines. Again, just to show me up. Damn!

SW-User

I microwaved

SCREAMS IN GAELIC
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUS

smiler2012 · 56-60

😣 never mind if you fa;ll off the horse first time always get back on . 😆basically because of one disaster do not be a defeatist and throw in the towel [[deepblacknothingness]

deepblacknothingness · 56-60, M

@smiler2012 On the bright side my steak is good and so are the potatoes the bacon was meant to go in

smiler2012 · 56-60

@deepblacknothingness they you go positiveness 👍

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