I retire from cooking. I burnt bacon so badly the back of the paper plate it was on scorched.

You’re a Grown ass man why the duck are you [big]microwaving[/big] [big][c=800000]BACON[/c][/big]

Somehow, even though I was a stay-at-home mother for 12 years, I never got the hang of being a good cook. I may have started a few small fires, but nothing that put my family in danger. My husband was a good cook, but just because he wanted to humiliate me. 🤨 My two daughters are gourmet cooks and very knowledgeable about wines. Again, just to show me up. Damn!

[quote]I microwaved[/quote]

[big]SCREAMS IN GAELIC[/big]
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUS

😣 never mind if you fa;ll off the horse first time always get back on . 😆basically because of one disaster do not be a defeatist and throw in the towel [[deepblacknothingness]