When you randomly wake up at 3.35am craving cheese 🧀

You have reached a new spiritual master level of being an enlightened European

Do you identify as male but having food cravings due to being pregnant 🫃

That’s not random. That’s the reason I keep cheese in the fridge 😉

and a cuppa (milk) 😋

🤨 You's drunk

keep some casu martzu in the cabinet and go back to bed

you know what that means: pineapple pizza

Sounds European af... All you need is wine

That's everyday ffs