yes

Mhm. You will never see or hear me. I’ll never touch your stuff or make any noise. I’ll never have anyone over, and I won’t leave any messes. You might hear me eating snacks in the night though. Also, I have to bring my dogs but they’re pretty quiet and never roam the house.

Would you care about me?Or just the rent?Its the rent,is not it?

Naw I hate living with people and you probably get annoyed with me barely fitting through doors

You got room to accommodate my collections of useless junk?

Get a bf. You'll have fun and get some money. 2 birds one stone.

I'll pay your rent for sex.

it makes sense cuz one room is empty but you'll need to adjust to the noise cuz its student housing and annoying ppl who stock up the entire kitchen w snacks lmao

Absolutely! 💯.
Where am I moving?? 😆

For sure but just know that I work late so I'm always making food in the middle of the night 😂 I'll be quiet as can be though

OK, but no trying to goose me while I'm asleep...on Mondays...the rest o the week, it's ok...

Yes ..
I'm an awesome roomate