Have you ever in your life seen a woman forget to zip her pants?

I even recall once I saw a coworker and had to tell him to the side that his fly was open but I don't recall ever in my entire life seeing a woman forgetting this.

It makes sense since women aren't using that egress system on their clothing as often but still women do wear jeans too. Yet, flawless.

Maybe it is because women actually never use the restroom except to decorate themselves.

All their food waste is actually perfectly converted into energy. They violate the laws of thermodynamics.