In fact this deserves its own post
Poll - Total Votes: 6Even if I’m already wearing one?
I just like the word cummerbund
Of all things is THIS really your first post in years?
You can only vote on one answer.
EVERYBODY LOOKS BETTER IN A CUMMERBUND
If you want to look nice for that special someone or just want to catch some crumbs while you shovel some stuffed crust down your gullet, strap a cummerbund around your midsection PRONTO.
Seriously put down your phone and go put it on.
RIGHT THE GOSH DARN HECK NOW