I should have told you this a long time ago but I’m not your real father

This is less of a surprise than when it happened in that movie Elf

Ewwww no.

Now that would be a trick.

But I'm 6ft 4 and you're 4ft 6. Surely we're related? 🤔

I was told at school when I tried to give the teacher a note from you🫤

We're in SW. StarWars.😎

😧😧😧 I KNEW my mother was eating government chocolate bars, government K rations, and wearing someone's army boots!!! 😧😧😧

Bard, I'm older, so it'd be impossible. I figured it out.

I'm still blaming you for not buying me a unicorn.

Noooooooooooooooooooo! 😭

I know the kinky priest roleplay isn't real 🙄 But you're still my daddy, right? 😏

I thought that was a bit fishy ..since your 20+ years younger...

Yeah obviously we're too close in age

and that's why I don't hate you :P

No duh ... I'm only two feet taller

I know.. 😋

That’s right

Vinny is my father capeesh lol 🤌🏻 🍷

I think by hieght, age and skin color this was pretty clear. Unless you changed bodies and traveled back in time

I knew that as I'm tall