The weird games my niece plays
My 10 year old niece likes being a doctor and this time she told me she has to operate my stomach and cut it open to check if there's a baby inside. I told her doctor why aren't you letting me do a sonography instead? She said she doesn't have that machine so we have to cut you.
She then started rubbing her finger on my stomach as if she's a carpenter so i said at least give me anesthesia. After giving anesthesia she cuts me open with a kitchen knife used for chicken.
She shouts oh there's a baby there's a baby! Now remember i m given anesthesia so i m not conscious but she's shouting at me, "Push push push".
I asked if u r opening up my stomach why do i have to push? Hahahaha
She removed four babies of which one was a dog and other a rabbit. Lol. And then she gave anesthesia to the babies as well hahahaha!
Then roles were reversed and she was the patient so i decided to be a neurosurgeon. Like a good neurosurgeon i first recommended MRI brain scan. She comes back with a book (her MRI report) and i tell her the bad news that she doesn't have any brain hahaha!
God i will miss her when i go back to Mumbai tomorrow.
She then started rubbing her finger on my stomach as if she's a carpenter so i said at least give me anesthesia. After giving anesthesia she cuts me open with a kitchen knife used for chicken.
She shouts oh there's a baby there's a baby! Now remember i m given anesthesia so i m not conscious but she's shouting at me, "Push push push".
I asked if u r opening up my stomach why do i have to push? Hahahaha
She removed four babies of which one was a dog and other a rabbit. Lol. And then she gave anesthesia to the babies as well hahahaha!
Then roles were reversed and she was the patient so i decided to be a neurosurgeon. Like a good neurosurgeon i first recommended MRI brain scan. She comes back with a book (her MRI report) and i tell her the bad news that she doesn't have any brain hahaha!
God i will miss her when i go back to Mumbai tomorrow.
