My gmaw told me yesterday...

She once visited a friend who had a cat that walked on the tables, and the friend didn't wash the table before serving coffee. That was so unhygienic my gmaw got into an argument with said friend and never talked to her ever again...



Meanwhile, my gmaw picks her nose, farts and burps loudly, coughs and sneezes without covering her mouth, and uses the bathroom all without washing her hands no matter what she did in there. Closest she gets to washing them is when they get wet during her weekly shower, which she often skips bc she can't be bothered...

Atleast she has standards, right?



Oh, and this is the same woman who thinks kissing is disgusting, but grew up sharing a toothbrush with her 8 siblings...