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If a cop pulls you over, get on your phone and pretend to cry and tell the officer your grandma is in the hospital.

And if he pulls out his little notepad and asks you what Her name is…… say Bippidy Bop! . He will probably escort all the way there. Just hide in the restroom until he leaves
luckranger71 · 51-55, M Best Comment
Now I'm no lawyer, but I believe this is excellent advice 😉

CestManan · 46-50, F
When I was in college years ago getting some useless degree, one of the instructors said we were allowed only four grandparent deaths during the semester.

He said students in the past would have as many as six grandparents die.
SW-User
@CestManan How does that matter in topic?
CestManan · 46-50, F
@SW-User OK fine chronicles, we should stick to the subject about what if the cop pulled us over and we should say our grandma's name is "Bippity Bop".
SW-User
@CestManan Maybe? Or we can bring up.. how you like to make fun of anyone you don't understand, ok? I think it's an issue. I don't happen to love another user who use you chose to ridicule (sarcasm)... but you really need to learn, you aren't the definition of sanity.
Just keep the rear doors locked or else this might happen
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DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
My coworker was going into elaborate detail about how she would get out of a speeding ticket. It involved ketchup packets and her telling the cop she was having a heavy period and rushing to get home to change. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Can you tell she's only 18?
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Modern problems require modern solutions
Reaverwolf · M
Lets just hope that cop does not follow you on SW

 
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