Thank God it was just a dream!

In my dream I'm in an art shop going from room to room. Fancy cup of tea in hand. Meet a lovely young lady that works there. Suddenly need to use the bathroom and disaster ensues as it's open but I really need to go and for some reason it seems like I must have eaten a bale of hay. Then of course there's no toilet paper and things get more and more distressing but it's a large magnificent device, from Brazil I'm told, that works perfectly on the first flush and everything is back to being right in the world. Woke up in a panic but relieved. No problems.