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Catnado . . .

I had awakened to find my long deceased 22 year old cat had dropped a litter of kittens. Dream-me-with-working-legs immediately rushed them to the vet, where we were told that sometimes spaying can reverse itself in very old cats and lead to self-impregnation. Isn't dream science amazing? Anyway, go home and feed her this special food that costs $100 a bag and love your Jesus kitties. Pretty typical for vet visits, tbh.

When we left the office, it occurred to me that we were no longer in Florida. We were now in White Oak, Tennessee and there was a tornado on the ground heading right for us. As I drove up the mountain like a bat out of hell, the scene changed again. We were now in Polk County on a different mountain. The tornado still followed so I veered off onto the gravel road that would eventually lead to my sister's house. Then my tire popped.

A house manifested in the distance that looked quite unwelcoming but I could see tools in the shed. After searching for the owner and finding no one, I gathered the tools I needed to change my tire. The only problem is that my car had turned into a bicycle and now the chains were broken. I didn't know how to fix that so I sat down, defeated, and cried into my box of Jesus kittens because I had no idea how I was getting off that mountain, let alone back home to Florida.

Suddenly a man appeared and introduced himself as the owner of the property. He fixed my bike chain and then proposed to me. I rejected him and he poofed into thin air. Then I stole his car, his cat, and went home.

THE END.
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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Lay off the cheese at supper time I tell you, it can give you nightmares
SwampFlower · 26-30, F
[@16806,cherokeepatti] can't blame cheese on this one 😂
Tornado dreams always freak me out.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
[@348565,MaryJanine] I have dreams about having an underground shelter big enough to sleep in overnight with everything I need down there. Let’s just say if I won a lottery or something I’d buy a piece of land and put an Atlas underground shelter on it before I built a home. Those shelters are big enough to live in till you get a home built and you can use them for storing food and other things if you want to.
MaryJanine · 61-69, F
[@16806,cherokeepatti] Clear the rats and underground animals first before you move in. My brother was telling me his landlord had a recent rat problem where they had a good-sized tunnel leading from the neighbor's yard to the garage interior. The landlord had his garage floor ripped out and redone over again.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
[@348565,MaryJanine] no problems with that shelter, it is made from a huge metal tube. Not like something dug out with a shove.
Byron8by7 · M
And how long before this had you been using LSD?
SwampFlower · 26-30, F
[@4152,Byron8by7] Literally never hahaha
PatheticZombieClown · 46-50, M
If SW ever gets a TV show, you'll be one of the writers *flies off with his rocket pack*
Adaydreambeliever · 56-60, FVIP
[b][b]My fav bit was the old cat having kittens, that would be really cool [/b][/b]
SwampFlower · 26-30, F
[@7167,Adaydreambeliever] my brain is weird 😂
Wow so many events in a tiny dream 😅
SwampFlower · 26-30, F
[@10788,PiecingMeBackTogether] I woke up exhausted 😂
Mamapolo2016 · 70-79, F
Feline felon.
Victorian · 51-55, F
Wow what a weird dream, I get dreams similar to that too.
Here is the sound of nightmares
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbemVRN03OI]
Elessar · 26-30, M
Well, that's essentially how much my dreams make sense.

E.g. https://similarworlds.com/32-Personal-Thoughts-Feelings/3806808-So-in-my-weird-dream-tonight-I-was-buying-a-steak

Or even, https://similarworlds.com/31-Goals-Dreams-Wishes/2339902-Dreamed-about-being-in-a-restaurant-with-my

I should write them down more often. 🥴
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
Ha ha!

What an amazing dream!

I dreamed of somebody on here the other day, yet in my dream she only appeared as one of her cartoon avatars, even though I have seen many photos of her!

 
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