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Kill me please

I have and am still having the worst gas of my life right now. I’ve been like this for two hours and despite burping nonstop and trying to fart I still can’t get rid of it! I’ve taken antacids even and it’s still here! It’s like I got some alien in my guts or something because it’s never ending!
🤔 Considering the current trend to just make shit up. Can you be sure it's not an alien in your guts, some kind of parasitic extraterrestrial 🤷‍♂️
Nebula · F
I recently found out what occurred on EP before it shut down 😧. Your title made me think of it
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Nebula someone killed it with really bad gas?
Muthafukajones · 41-45, M
Eat lots of fibre. It will all go away in a day or so.
Food poisoning norflox tz tab
Mint tea and ride it out

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