Have your fat cells found Jesus?

@Elessar Shoot...I was just thinkin bout converting my ass to Paganism is all.

@thepreposterouspanda I'm thinkin I'm gonna have one too. ( Also, my fat cells won't budge)

@Punxi I found that spreading my exercise throughout the day rather than just doing it all in a big block helped me the most; doing 10 or 15 push-ups and then resting for an hour before I did another set.

My theory is that it keeps the metabolism up throughout the day and helps keep the body in fat-burning mode more consistently. 🤔

At this point, I'm just addicted to it haha.

@thepreposterouspanda Sounds solid. Consistent. Working behind a crowded bar is enough fitness for me. Ive just genetically inherited my mommas devout booty is all. 🤷‍♀️

@DCarey But what about Barney?

@Punxi He's a rug.

@Ontheroad I believe pizza to be an international culprit.

@Punxi And the thicker the crust, the more sinister it is... Interpol needs to get involved.

@Bexsy Right!! I'm givin a dirt nap to there upstairs cousins on the daily!! Ass cell however are like Terminators. 🤷‍♀️

@vetguy1991 Now I got that theme song in my head. Thank Vet.

@Punxi its a talent i have

@TexChik Then low an behold my ass is a satanist!!!

@Eklipse Oh...kay. 🤔

@bijouxbroussard Basically sayin the contents of my ass are heathens then. 🤔

@iamonfire696 Mine too lol