tell me your dream valentine's day vs what you're pretty sure you're going to get

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Sipping fruity drinks with little umbrellas on a sunny beach with a Greek god who doesn’t speak a lick of English oiling me up between turning from my front to my back.

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Just another day except the little rush felt from getting Vday candy marked down 50% the following day.