What do they call it when you're a scrooge, but for Halloween?

I couldn't be less excited. I'm glad it's raining. It's like a shitty Christmas, except you give stuff to people you don't care about. I'm expected to dress slutty or I'm "no fun" not to mention a spike in crime and vandalism.

Now excuse me, I have to go rig up this echo dot to blast a Wilhelm scream full volume when my doorbell detects motion. Boo!