Are you not entertained? Is this not why you’re here?

@deadgerbil and another thing.. what do you expect me to do with these square patties?!

@UndercoverBard I expect you to stick them up your... I mean I'm sorry you don't like them

@Straylight *makes bird and let’s it fly away*

@UndercoverBard 👏 👏 👏

@Straylight *takes a bow*

@UndercoverBard

@SophieSmiles 😠

@UndercoverBard cutie patootie

@UndercoverBard Or a leggy space finger covered in testicles. 🤔

...not sure how a finger can be leggy, but there you go.

@thepropulsivepanda space fingers can be, duh

@UndercoverBard Space is full of wonders that would surely boggle the mind.

@NerdySoph I’m a renowned gladiator not a bean!

@UndercoverBard

@NerdySoph 😂😂 really

@UndercoverBard its one of my all time favourites

@jackjones68 it’s probably up there with movies I have watched the most amount of times

@UndercoverBard Me too if its on ill watch it

@Classified I can’t

@UndercoverBard *Waves glow stick at you*
En garde!

@Chernobylplaygrounds sometimes I forget how intimidating I am

@LittleBallOfFire well there’s still no refunds 😒

@Ontheroad never impressed 😒

@UndercoverBard I'm always impressed with the amount of trouble you get into.

@Ontheroad well I’d get away with it if it weren’t for you and your meddling dog 😒

@UndercoverBard No worries, I will just take a cash advance from your credit card 🤭

@iamonfire696 you’re such a punk

@UndercoverBard I know ☺️