If our planet could speak, what do you think it would say?

i think it would simply say, "dude..." with an inflection that conveys it's had enough of us.

It would mpst likely give humans NOTICE TO VACATE the planet.

Probably fu** you humans you ruin everything

I've had enough, send another asteroid.

The food and gas prices are a joke

People are itchy.

Aaahh lice! itchy lice!

Get rid of the Democrats

Not long to go now!!!!