I was at the local swimming baths today and decided to have a sneaky pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have noticed.

He blew his whistle so fucking loud, I nearly fell in.

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SW-User

He should have thrown you out..
Cleared the pool and closed it telling everyone there why...

You're a grown man not a two year old.