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hunkalove · 61-69, M
Don't eat the yellow snow.
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
My grandpa once told me
"If it's good coffee, one cup is enough. If it's bad coffee, one cup is more than enough."
"If it's good coffee, one cup is enough. If it's bad coffee, one cup is more than enough."
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Believe half of what you see. Nothing that you hear. And everything you know.
Ihatetheworld · 26-30, M
@MrBrownstone that is a good one
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
In life as in driving your car - aim high.
spjennifer · 56-60, T
Start saving now!
Spoiledbrat · F
Plan for old age. It comes fast.
Diotrephes · 70-79, M
Never snitch on yourself.