I bought a mattress today and the lady kept talking about how I'm so light I can buy pretty much any mattress I want

It was a good time 😌

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JRVanguard · 26-30, M

I still hope you got the best one cause you deserve it😌

TeamSkullGrunt · F

@JRVanguard I only tried two and maybe should have tried more but it'll be the best mattress I've ever owned-- I'm super pumped for it's arrival. No more couch sleeping for me 🤩

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@TeamSkullGrunt I’m sure it’s the perfect one
Yay!
You deserve it🤗
Sleep like a Queen

Allelse · 36-40, M

So if I walked in they'd be like "Holy shit!!! No, no, no, you can only buy these mattresses over here!!!".

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Allelse · 36-40, M

@CestManan I had a dream last night a friend of mine had 7 tits, she was just standing in the middle of the loungeroom of the house I grew up in, stark naked with 7 big boobies.

CestManan · 46-50, F

@Allelse wouldn't two be plenty?

Allelse · 36-40, M

@CestManan You'd think so but my sub-conscious had other ideas.

Bushmanoz · 61-69, M

Congrats on the new mattress..did they talk to you as you tried mattresses? I find that kind of weird and uncomfortable

TeamSkullGrunt · F

@Bushmanoz yes lol it was awful

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