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So uh… how are your legs?

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That's a sad story. Last time they were useful I was 11.
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@PiecingBabyFaceTogether Hugs my friend💙
@JRVanguard 🤗 ✌
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Harriet03 I’m hoping for you!
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
@JRVanguard Bad news! 🙇‍♀️
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Harriet03 There’s always more days
SW-User
They’re there, growing ya know? Sucks having three legs
Nanori · F
@SW-User you're poor


Bye
SW-User
@Nanori it’s part of a song 😂 or it’s a saying they’re more like basketballs 😉
SW-User
@Nanori I make myself look poor baby, I still have the plastic card that’s holding all deeee money
What do you call a moose with two legs shorter than the others?

Mussolini
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Majorlatency That’s pretty great😂
@JRVanguard not everyone thinks so but thanks...

An attractive woman once asked if I was more interested in breasts or legs. I told her that I was mainly into feet and anal.
I'm no longer welcome at that KFC restaurant.
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Majorlatency That’s not even mentioning wings😂
ninalanyon · 61-69, T
My best feature I've been told. But they need a bit more sun.
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@ninalanyon Hope you get that sun soon😌
ninalanyon · 61-69, T
@JRVanguard Thank you. Almost none yesterday, but today was gloriously sunny.
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@ninalanyon Lovely😌
thepreposterouspanda · 31-35, M
Cramping, but that's their usual state. 🤷‍♂️
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@thepreposterouspanda Is it a sign that you’re working hard😌
thepreposterouspanda · 31-35, M
@JRVanguard Nahhh, just a sign that my brain's been through the wringer. 😅 Definitely have been working hard though! LOTSA push-ups. 😤
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@thepreposterouspanda Keep crushing it💪
Nanori · F
Uhh they're fked, how're urs?
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Nanori I wish someone wanted to f*ck my legs too🥺
Nanori · F
@JRVanguard I did
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Nanori Thats hot
But I didn’t get to reciprocate😩
Ingwe · F
probably swollen from sitting still
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Ingwe It’s too hot to go for a walk😩
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@JosephineTheFox I just saw them in your last post
They look nice😌
@JRVanguard Just pale and uninteresting.
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@JosephineTheFox I’m interested in them
Dlrannie · 31-35, F
All the way to the ground 🙂
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Dlrannie But have you tried putting your feet up🤤
SW-User
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@SW-User Like a sexy vampire🤔
SW-User
@JRVanguard or a corpse
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@SW-User Sexy vampires are just corpses that are reanimated if you think about it
And sexy
Functional 😌
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@ProdigalSummer The best kind😌
SW-User
Not great. My calf muscles are incredibly sore and I have some bad bruising on my right shin
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Nanori YOU COME ON TO MY POST…😤
Nanori · F
@JRVanguard and I will shit on your post
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Nanori But that’s not the kinda fetish this post is for

 
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