This dude asked my homegirl out on a date

She told him "my therapist said no"

Lmfaoooo I'm dead 🤣 I gotta use that one someday lol

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Ducky · 31-35, F

That’s a good one! I’m totally stealing that next time I get hit on at a bar.

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@Ducky definitely steal it 😅 I posted it so everyone else could use it too lol not just me 😂 at least it might scare some away

Teggy

That’s genuinely awesome 🤣

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@Teggy fr 😂 she screenshotted the texts for me & he was so confused lol. He even told her maybe her therapist has a crush on her & is trying to sabotage her love life & she was like "she's married & STRAIGHT but I find it crazy that you refuse to acknowledge your red flags" 👀

I'm just over here laughing on the sidelines 🤣

Teggy

@ChiefJustWalks 🤣 I’m just glad you shared this dudes missed attempts 😅

Incomplet · 22-25

That's MY life experience exactly!

Every damned thing has these
"but the therapist said not to do that"
triggers attached to them now!

Luckily,
SOB don't know Jack Shit Anything bout Similar Worlds!

🤞🏻

Carlisle · F

🤣

caccoon · 36-40

WUT is a homegirl

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@caccoon a homegirl is basically just the lady version of "homie" 😅 she calls me "bestie" & I call her "homegirl" 😂 it suits us lol

SW-User

Lol!

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@SkeetSkeet I love that one 😅 but fr though lol

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