This post may contain Mildly Adult content.

Love & Attraction

Mildly AdultFun

No Notifications

Only logged in members can reply and interact with the post.
Join SimilarWorlds for FREE »

What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?

Here's my latest bad pickup line. I'm ready to start trying it out.

Me: *whipsers* Hi there, are you the deadly assassin I arranged to meet privately with tonight?

Her: uhhh... no!!?

Me: Oh! Sorry! My fault! I thought for sure it was you because you clearly put the "ass" in assassination *smacks ass*

What do you think?! It's good right?! 😆

Top | Newest First | Oldest First

Caleidoscope · F

Hey ,are you Paracetamol 650?
Cause you're the cure for my fever .😂

MrNightSky · 46-50, M

@Caleidoscope Being that I have no idea what Paracetamol 650 is, I can't say I know if that is a good or bad pickup line. 🤣

Caleidoscope · F

@MrNightSky basically an analgesic like ibuprofen.A drug to cure fever and pain

Jeephikelove · 51-55, F

Don’t you dare! 😅

View 1 more replies »

Jeephikelove · 51-55, F

@MrNightSky no! Did you???

MrNightSky · 46-50, M

@Jeephikelove Nah! Just messing with ya!

Jeephikelove · 51-55, F

@MrNightSky phew!

Wilson52 · 41-45, F

You are a funny guy🥹

StevenIzzi · M

I'm sick and tired of all these terrible pick up lines that women use on me in the clubs like...
"What's your friend's name?"

checkoutanytime · M

🏃💨
"Im a corrections officer at the county jail"

She actually said it, I swear 🤚

StevenIzzi · M

I heard you are looking for a STUD!!!

Well since I have the STD, All I need is U.

Whodunnit · M

Well, right or wrong I fully expect someone to kill you 😆

Jeephikelove · 51-55, F

They’re all bad!

checkoutanytime · M

@Jeephikelove God split them in half, and most of em choose the rotten half.

Add a comment...