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I dated Helen Keller. Hot babe!

SW-User
The blind won't see me pick my nose but the deaf won't hear me fart... Hmmm! Tough choice
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
@SW-User but your wife sees and heard everything you do. There’s no escaping me
SW-User
@Jenny1234 That's why I'm always well behaved when you're around my dearest 😂🤣
BlueVeins · 22-25
Deaf, I like quiet
Valerian · 100+, M
@BlueVeins 🤦🏻‍♂️
Deaf People can Make Verbal Noises, Yell and Scream 😱😲, Talk 🗣️ and Snore 😴!
SavannahMay · 22-25, F
@Valerian there are plenty of deaf people who can't verbally speak though, and yelling and screaming would be few and far between. They are no more likely to snore than the average hearing person, so the only actual thing he would have to worry about in this case for the most part would be the verbal noises, which wouldn't be constant or as frequent as talking. but I'm fairly sure he was just talking about incessant conversation 😂
Valerian · 100+, M
@SavannahMay
I am so glad that you analyzed that so extensively for my feeble incapable of thoughts brain
redredred · M
Any chance I could get a mute?
Ferric67 · M
@redredred best comment candidate
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@redredred who’s dad owns a liquor store . Lol
Carissimi · 70-79, F
At my age, the blind. I have an attractive voice (so I’m told), so I should be okay with one who can hear.
the blind can tell you what they think after the date, the deaf can only give you a sign
ninalanyon · 61-69, T
Deaf because I am vain and like people to tell me how well dressed I am.
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
@deadgerbil they have new devices that inflate your member to be like the throbing rod it was before, , ,
deadgerbil · 22-25, F
@SkeetSkeet our mating rituals will be restored in their full glory
Wiseacre · F
@SkeetSkeet i had a paraplegic friend..
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
Depends on the person really ...
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
@ozgirl512 You mean eyes and ears.
Valerian · 100+, M
@ozgirl512 😒 DEPENDS™ ?
You'd prefer to Date the Incontinent?

Damn Oz! You're a trooper!
Ridiculous question
@DarlingSelah yeah. I don’t think either is a disqualifier to me. I don’t understand.
SW-User
Blind
Gotta listen to music. A must
Deaf would probably be a better match because of lifestyle, but if you love someone I guess it wouldn't really matter.
It would be interesting to learn the world from the perspective of a blind person.
Allelse · 36-40, M
The blind, I cant stand that loud, deaf people noise and I'm too old and grumpy to want to learn sign language. Besides, I could walk them into stuff if they were blind, that'd be good for a laugh.
gdon39 · 41-45, M
I think the blind. Talking is the way for people to communicate, understand each other and understanding means so much. Your thoughts?
reflectingmonkey · 51-55, M
deaf, I guess. i'm a traveller, travelling with a blind person would be weird. also I think so much talking is useless jiberish just to fill the silence. I imagine with a deaf person we would write notes and use sign language and we would keep it down to the essential and focus more on just being together. I am more into experiencing the bliss of the present moment, words get boring after a while. I love hanging out with dogs for that reason. no talking, just enjoying the moment together.
SmoothKnight · 51-55, M
Unless I knew sign language, I'd rather date the blind. It would be easier to have a conversation.
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Your fucking disgusting .. just sayin
SW-User
@DarkHeaven I’m sorry I’m drunk
@SW-User be safe and be well, okay? 🌸
Valerian · 100+, M
@SW-User I'm sorry you're sorry!
The blind won't you know you aren't good enough for them 🤔
REMsleep · 41-45, F
@MrBlueGuy I dunno. I work with a blind lady that won't date guys with red hair. I asked her why and she said because she disliked it when she could see.
RupertCornelius · 36-40, M
a deaf and blind amputee with one eye and pierced nipples.
Belladonna · 41-45, F
Blind. It'd be a shame if they missed this voice. <3 #imsovain
Mellowgirl · 31-35, F
Deaf as I can sign language
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Valerian · 100+, M
@SW-User Cutest Deaf Kitten Ever!
deaf.. i am already half there being i lost hearing in one ear.. blind would su ck it would be helping her on almost everything.. cooking . driving. ect
@REMsleep thinking on this a few min. what if they made a app for your phone that would act like a blind dog.. radar. if a phone can recognize your face to unlock it . its not far fetched it could know what a sidewalk is or a wall .. or if the lights are green to walk.. interesting times..
REMsleep · 41-45, F
@markansas They have several apps that already do this and they have eyeglasses as well that are integrated with the apps to allow some visual interpretation, some maps integration, some color readings and a bunch of stuff. It's still an industry that could use even more businesses to add to what is available but you'd be surprised at what is possible now. One of the companies I work for is part of this.
@REMsleep so cool.. me i am waiting for my self driving car.. then i can be drunk and not drive.. a lot has changed in our small lifetime.. grin
Blind. It would be easier to communicate for me.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
deaf...sure
blind - well I'd look better to her..sure
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
What about someone who's both? Or why not someone who's deaf in one ear, but can hear out of the other? Or even someone who's blind in one eye, but can see out of the other.
Valerian · 100+, M
@Sidewinder

[b][center][c=BF0080]That's Wishy-Washiness at it's BEST![/c][/center][/b]
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@Valerian Did you know that the actor, Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear?
Valerian · 100+, M
@Sidewinder I didn't know and really didn't need to know another useless bit of info about that.
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
oldercanuck1 · 70-79, M
@Jenny1234 i am hard of hearing ,,,, lol
Cooper · 56-60, M
I'd rather date someone that is blind. there other senses are heightened, taste, touch smell. blind use there hands a lot to explore, could be fun
I think the blind the right source for me. I’m not as handsome as I used to be. And I can’t regale a deaf girl with tales of adventure and sweet whispers
Nanoose · 61-69, M
The deaf and dumb because when she is not around I could mute the TV and pretend she was there (stole that joke from the Big Bang Theory). Cheers!
Blind so it's easier for her to fall in love with me

..or actually maybe deaf 🤔

Fuck it I guess I'm screwed either way 🤦😂
smiler2012 · 56-60
{@princessvelvet] 🤔 neither if i had a choice but for the sake of this question deaf as i like my sight too appreciate beauty around me
cycleman · 61-69, M
At my age, I'll take anyone but they must be able to have a verbal conversation.
@cycleman as opposed to Morse code or what? 😂
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
I can speak in Braille. "Bump, bump, no bump, bump. three vertical bumps, four bumps in a square."
RainyDay30 · 31-35, M
Gotta go blind, that way at least I can tell them how beautiful they are, even if they’re not😁
Dshhh · M
well, in 20 years @PrincessVelvet Ill take Blind.
i might not look so good then..

okay disclosure [i]Maybe i have done this befor[/i]e
SW-User
I don't have any experience in this category but I'd like to think it would just depend on the person.
Interesting question. The blind seem more insightful ironically
@BiasForAction What?!?!?!?! *seams to not be able to hear you*
Dshhh · M
I dated a deaf girl.. as I age I start thinking about how a bland girl could be an
advantage
I have dated the blind and the deaf
At least I don’t have to be pretty for the blind ones
Blindness is hard, but deafness separates you from everything.

Blind...
TAReturns · M
Definitely blind
I’ve tried learning ASL before and had zero aptitude for it
My dream is to marry a hot version of Helen Keller… the possibilities would be endless
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
I'm just wondering why isn't the mute an option... 🤔
@wildbill83 I was watching an episode of Seinfeld when they asked this and had a funny debate about it. They did not discuss mutes.
Wiseacre · F
Lol, neither...not really funny!
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Wiseacre · F
@MarmeeMarch u dont get it..
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Valerian · 100+, M
Blind!
So I could hear her coming!

And I could wear whatever on a date.
I could fall in love with either, it just depends on the person.
itsoeasy · 56-60, M
blind, as deaf would mean oyu coudlnt tlak
@itsoeasy depends on when you lost your hearing. That’s not always true.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
So what do you think of Jason Momoa & Would You Do Him
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zerocool7785 · 41-45, F
Vlind they couldn’t see how ugly I was and run away.
Yourguyinthecity · 51-55, M
Blind because then we could converse.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
blind - then they couldn't see what I look like :)

 
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