This pro cycling, anti driving everywhere post made me laugh, some truth in it

"I'm a fat, lazy piece-of-sh*t, so I drive my car everywhere. I don't want to get any exercise. I like paying for a car, insurance, gas, and maintenance. I also like listening to corporate brainwashing on the radio while I drive. If I do want to exercise (twice a month, about) I drive to the gym, where I pay a $50 monthly membership, to ride the stationary bike. It's much better that way, since I can watch the TV there and get more corporate brainwashing"