How would you invade Britain ?

Marry into the royal family and destroy it from within? Nope, it's been done.
Get elected PM, and embarrass the country to death? Been done.
Bring in hordes of "refugees", and let them run amok, bringing in crime and drugs? Also been done.
Well, I'm out of ideas. 🤷‍♀️

1. Invest in a fleet of big-ass nuclear submarines with drills on them.
2. Sneak to the islands undetected and start drilling out the bottoms.
3. Construct a series of jacks to hold up the islands as drilling continues.
4. Fully disconnect the UK from the seabed through further drilling.
5. Lower the jacks for about ten months.
6. Send a single infantry unit over in a sailboat for a one-man amphibious invasion.
7. Declare victory.

Just go to Frances get a dingy, come into English water’s, border force will pick us up, give us a phone a car, accommodation, money, simples

Don't need to. I just need to hijack their shipments of Crumpets, tea and Hobnob biscuits. Without their favourite daily food staples. They'll cave and surrender by tea time.

The question is WHY, would anyone want to invade Britain 😁

Make them take Harry back

Become an importer of something that Brits can’t live without and that they don’t manufacture or grow themselves….*thinking*……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Dress my invading force as dentists..

Threaten to season their food and cut off access to pubs

Break into their houses and leave toothbrushes all over the place

I think it’s too late. You’ve already been invaded.

Japanese Beatles...🤣🤣🤣

Send the Pelosi.

with an army of scousers and liverpool fans . we can rule the country as well as the football world nimby 😆[nimbus]

Maybe offer some mockingbirds as gifts and then when Brits hear how many bird songs they can sing start selling them to individuals

I would spend months building up warships off the coast,insist I was not going to invade and then take the country in two days....should work.

Cross the channel in a small boat with only the clothes I'm stood in. At least that's how the daily mail readers think it will happen

Make them question their pronouns

Wait till the temps hit 100 (F) again.

Why? They’re not very controversial.

What’s to gain, other than a Queen? She could replace Biden. 🤔

We could always just offer to colonize - maybe offer up a few states as compensation, like Texas. In a pinch, we could offer Florida too to sweeten the deal.

Run for prime minister

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I wouldnt I am already here and dont particularly like it but sadly due to things beyond my control stuck with it .

I would hide an army inside a giant steak and kidney pie and leave it on the doorstep...

Control their minds by taking over football

Why would I - I’m already here 😂😂

You can’t it’s not possible just ask hitler lol

I wouldn't invade Britain. God save the Queen!

Send in Tony Blair

It was already invaded back in WW2.

Re - work Operation Sea Lion.

Like i'm gonna blurt that out!!! 🤫

Cut off the chips supply. 🤭

A ship load of dentists.

I would just wait for Britains to invade. 😉

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Im raising a small army with all the kids I teach. Inside job.

I would put it in the too hard basket. You can't beat the best ;) Well done our women, smashing Germany, is like smashing the world.

I would organize a large militia, and invade during teatime.

Steal the division bell

Take the beer and sports away and watch them fight themselves