Putin dies and goes to hell. After a while, he's given a day off for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

Is Crimea ours?

Yes, it is.

And the Donbas?

Also ours.

Kyiv?

We got that too.

Satisfied, he drinks and asks:

Thanks. How much do I owe you?

5 euros, please.

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justanothername · 51-55, M

So 3 locations for 5 Euros. Interesting.

I’m not stupid but as far as I can tell theres no obvious punchline..

Without Turing into a bunch of condescending knuckleheads does someone what to tell me why that post counts as a joke?

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SomeMichGuy · M

@Longpatrol I agree totally, and don't care whether or not he finds it funny.

But to insistently misread it and not understand that means he's likely an adult with serious reading disability, and THAT *is* worth caring about.

justanothername · 51-55, M

@SomeMichGuy I can read just fine. The “joke” didn’t work for me.

SomeMichGuy · M

@justanothername Of course it didn't "work", since you never were able to comprehend what it said, as evidenced by your inability to ever correctly represent what it said.

You can say what you want here, but please look into adult literacy in your area.

JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M

I read he just fell down his stairs and shit himself.

For real. It was in the news.

SomeMichGuy · M

EXCELLENT!

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