Is it unlawful for the most handsome, refined man like me to wear a kilt?

Totally. Even suggesting this as an "Unknown," is in direct violation of some made-up code, for this I am sure of. 😆

I don't think the law differentiates between handsome, refined men and the rest of us.

I think it’s a must for someone like you

Good on you. go for it.

If [b]he[/b] can wear one, it surely shouldn’t be a problem for you.