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PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T
No but i did stop breathing at birth so that might explain a few things
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PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T
@deathfairy awwww. Just for that you can have 10 free minutes of butt sex 😘
🥴🤤🥴 i expected nothing less @PervertedPrincessOfDeath
PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T
@deathfairy i am an accommodating princess
Jumped off one as it was falling, so I had control of my landing.
No but I told the surgeon I did because I was embarrassed I punched a windshield and broke my stupid hand. He said that's what we call a boxer's fracture so I know you're lying.
I said 'ok, none of your business how I broke my hand, just fix it and I'll pay you' 😆
I said 'ok, none of your business how I broke my hand, just fix it and I'll pay you' 😆
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A step ladder yes ..
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
Not yet
PhaqueYou · M
Not yet...
Is Thursday good for you?
Bring a few sanctimonious tiktokkers so they can videoize it and I yell at them then label me a Karen.
Is Thursday good for you?
Bring a few sanctimonious tiktokkers so they can videoize it and I yell at them then label me a Karen.
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Magenta · F
I've slipped but not fell.
I've also walked under one numerous times, just because I could. ;-)
I've also walked under one numerous times, just because I could. ;-)
DrawntoaDistance · M
I’ve fallen off pretty much everything falloffable 👍
TAReturns · M
Yeah but thankfully just the bottom rung
Trippin · F
Ive been blown off one. 🤷♀️
Lostpoet · M
Yes
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Yep
bijouxbroussard · F
No, but how does that relate to “classical music” ? 🤔
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Azlotto · M
Not yet. I'm pretty sure I will, tho
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Naw. I don't go up ladders unless it's absolutely necessary
why climb when i can be lifted up 😌 @SW-User
GovanDUNNY · M
@SW-User Only when painting your Artex ceilings and wood chip walls Eh
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@deathfairy yeah true. It's not like it'd take much effort for me to lift you 😌