Dear God reincarnate me in Tennessee in the next life

I had a talk with Him and He says you can be born in Cookesville and own a chain of ammonia scrubbers. He says ammonia is the Devil's Love Juice. But you will have to kiss His big fat hairy butt and tell Him how wonderful He is every day!

If you spell Nashville with a certain accent you'll be teletransported to Falakata.