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Nudist churches

I am an ordained minister. I was ordained through the Southern Baptist convention. I was kicked out because of desire to minister to the nudist community.

Fortunately, I have managed to find many other men and women of god who felt called to help me.

So far, I have 20,000 Catholic priests, 40,000 nuns, 5000 Baptist preachers, and 10,000 Pentecostal preachers as well as 100,000 preachers wives.

We are starting a series of go fund me initiatives to cover start up costs. If the lord speaks to you, perhaps you would help our mission?

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Thodsis · 51-55, M

I couldn't possibly send you money. You have no pockets, wallets, or purses. You would just lose it somewhere.

Incomplet · 22-25

@Thodsis He recently had his Foreskin Expanded for that purpose!

Incomplet · 22-25

Your Name is:

JUST A LIAR

Hmmm, and people are believing your posts ! 😂🤣

☺️ Fantastic, 👍🏻 keep up the Good Work!

SW-User

Thanks! You get it.@Incomplet

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Viper · M

If you have that many, then you shouldn't need a go fund me... you have enough to build your own small city.

Also 35,000 preachers but 100,000 preachers wives? Um, they're allowed to marry multiple wives?

And to be point blank, not sure I'd trust nude priest around nude children... just saying...

SW-User

@Viper these communities are all over the US.
The nuns want multiple wives and husbands.

hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M

As a Christian and a nudist I wish you all the best. That being said nudism is extremely thin gruel to feed a church.

Incomplet · 22-25

@hippyjoe1955 There will likely be sacred sacrosanct sacramental sacraments and sacrificial sacrifices of sacrilegious sacroiliacs!

Carazaa · F

Jesus is coming very soon, in our generation. He will say to many "I never knew you"

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Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@Carazaa

Oh that reminds me, I forgot Jesus said in the last days many will fall asleep, and there will be a falling away! Please don't fall asleep, because then he will come at an hour you will not expect! 🙏 And he said but if we are looking then that day will not overcome you like a thief.

Such things happen when people die. One minute they are fine and the next second they are dying. Christianity is just a death cult.

Carazaa · F

@Diotrephes Dead serious!

Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@Carazaa

Dead serious!

The story says that Jesus won't return until a magic number of believers have been killed for their faith. I wonder how many believers you know would be willing to be killed for their faith right this second in order for Jesus to return and to rule the world with an iron rod, eventually killing all life and destroying the planet. Is that something that you would be willing to do so that everyone could suffer all of the trials and tribulations that the story says will happen?

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GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M

So the god is pleased by the size of balls

SW-User

The praise and worship parties will go on and on..@GeorgeTBH

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SW-User

@Diotrephes Huh? Paul made the rules?
Yeah he made a bunch of rules about what he thought everyone should do. That’s not exactly the word of god.

Incomplet · 22-25

@SW-User EXACTLY!!!

Kinda like other Humans that find a Position of Power over a great many People! It goes to their Heads! (Both!)

I can imagine good old Paul made many Interesting Rules Concerning GOD's Will and Females. "Serving the Lord through HIS Messenger" in various ways that Widows and Young Women could Get the FAVOR of GOD, (like Annointment with some Sacred God approved & Paul dispensed seminal application. 😅).

Modern Day Egotistical Testical Bearers or Mega Church Leaders are Always Blessing the Women of their Flock! Paul may have been the First and the Catholic Church carried the tradition for Decades and added Boys to the Mix! Protestants were less butt oriented and stuck with the Females!

Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@SW-User

Huh? Paul made the rules?
Yeah he made a bunch of rules about what he thought everyone should do. That’s not exactly the word of god.

The Saul/Paul character created the Jesus character to sell his new religion of resurrection. He was no different than all of the other con men who have concocted countless religions, some during our lifetimes. The gospel writers just wrote stories about Paul's Jesus character to show why Jesus was worthy of being worshiped as God. But the thing is that Jesus was imaginary and therefore he never did anything godly that would have proved that he was the real deal. If he was still wiggling on the cross that would be impressive and if he was actually God there is no reason why he couldn't still be wiggling.

Paul struck gold when he came up with his resurrection B.S. People have been gobbling it up for the last 2,000 years. Even Muslims buy it.

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