Can I get a laugh?

Q: How did you become a celebrity?
Me: I crossbred celery with Britney.

I hate when my jokes go unnoticed. 😃

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Really · 80-89, M

I thought you said you crossbred Asparagus with Britney and got spears.

SW-User

@Really That too.

MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M

@SW-User you've made multiple of these?! 😆

MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M

@SW-User that fact earned you a deep belly laugh from me, well done

Lilymoon · F

Bring your serious posts back 😩

Coppercoil · M

Hmmm...

WildBill25 · 26-30, M

*groans*...

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

🤣

Yeah, but have you heard of this one?
[quote]Q: what's the matter?
Me: everything on the periodic table.[/quote]

SW-User

@ImperialAerosolKidFromEP Elemental, my dear Watson.

MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M

@SW-User there we go

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

This is like a dad joke and it made me laugh so thank you 🤣

Lilnonames · F

@iamonfire696 whats a mom joke?

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

@Lilnonames dad jokes are like a pun and a one liner.

MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M

its almost a joke.. almost. Just one question, how would [i]you[/i] become a celebrity, if [i]you[/i] crossbred celery with Britney?

SW-User

@MartinTheFirst If you think too hard you'll never laugh.

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