Well well well..

Einstein was wrong. There are three universal constants. Death, taxes, and the propensity for birds to crap on freshly cleaned cars.

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SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

I thought people in Africa flew pterodactyls.

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@SinlessOnslaught you are fucking hilarious

SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@Miram 💀

That's why I always prefer to leave my car right under the sun rather than just parking it under a tree's shadow!

@Miram It's about not parking your car under a tree, electricity cables or anywhere that birds potentially sit on it. 😅

Miram · 31-35, F

@LookingForTheSummer so you're saying it's my fault!!!

@Miram I learned, you'll learn, too.

sarabee1995 · 26-30, F

Lol, yup... They see the shine and target it!!!

Classified · M

Too relatable 🤬

SW-User

I can personally confirm that 3rd one is soo dang true 😣

SW-User

Well well well 🤔
Three holes in the ground 💁‍♂️

Bang5luts · M

Ffs

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