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mondayschild2 路 F
The time is not yet,, chill grandpa and show me your will馃き
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Temporallube 路 M
@mondayschild2 you are a very cruel and sadistic woman 馃槧
mondayschild2 路 F
@Temporallube Can we get back together without your mom this time?馃槒
Temporallube 路 M
@mondayschild2 you know I鈥檓 close to her! Why would you even say that 馃槱
SW-User
I'm waiting for the social security checks to start.
SW-User
@Temporallube it's not good for you to get upset remember your blood pressure
Temporallube 路 M
@SW-User dragon women are the worst 馃槖
SW-User
WanderingThrough 路 31-35, F
I didn鈥檛 mean 20 minutes older! I meant when you could no longer take care of yourself.
WanderingThrough 路 31-35, F
@Temporallube Anything else? 鈽猴笍
Temporallube 路 M
@WanderingThrough just that wandering body and the day will be perfect
WanderingThrough 路 31-35, F
@Temporallube I agree!
MellyMel22 路 F
[i][c=BF0080]Did you think I鈥檇 be baking cakes till I was 90??![/c][/i]
MellyMel22 路 F
@Temporallube [i][c=BF0080]It鈥檚 gonna be too hot in hell to be baking 馃え[/c][/i]
Temporallube 路 M
@MellyMel22 thats the best place. You don鈥檛 even have to turn anything on
MellyMel22 路 F
@Temporallube [i][c=BF0080]How did I know you鈥檇 say that 馃う馃徎鈥嶁檧锔廩/c][/i]
YoungPoet345 路 26-30, F
But you are so young and fruitful
Temporallube 路 M
@YoungPoet345 i gave away all my fruit baskets 馃Ш a while back. So no more excuses
YoungPoet345 路 26-30, F
@Temporallube okay, hop into my basket then
Temporallube 路 M
@YoungPoet345 much better
curiosi 路 61-69, F
"Til" I said "til" you get older, now I am done!
Temporallube 路 M
@curiosi don鈥檛 worry! When I figure out wtf you just typed, I鈥檒l come back with a witty reply!
Just you wait! 馃槧
Just you wait! 馃槧
Ambroseguy80 路 51-55, M
Then stop getting younger.
Temporallube 路 M
@Ambroseguy80 hey I didn鈥檛 ask for this Benjamin Buttons energy 馃え
gummybears 路 F
Did I say that? 馃
Temporallube 路 M
@gummybears yes! You promised!
gummybears 路 F
@Temporallube I thought I didn鈥檛 drink much that day 馃
Temporallube 路 M
@gummybears well it was below your fourth bottle threshold, but three is still enough
I only meant the bottom half of you
Temporallube 路 M
@PepsiColaP you鈥檙e not supposed to love me in chunks馃槖
deadgerbil 路 22-25
Change of plan
Temporallube 路 M
@deadgerbil what type of life changing betrayal is this? 馃え
empanadas 路 31-35, M
Tf I'm not a sugar daddy
Temporallube 路 M
@empanadas yea but you鈥檙e a Tacobell. That means something 馃