Maybe somewhere out there is someone for me

Someone who wants to argue whether bigfoot is an undiscovered species or an inter-dimensional being from another dimension. Someone who can also cause severe pain in an attacker without leaving a mark. Maybe someone also loves urban fantasy books and who doesn’t think all my swords are weird or creepy.


On second thought, naw. There’s most certainly no one out there for me. But at least my cats enjoy me most of the time.