If your doctor tells you your hard-on's are numbered and you only have so many left..Would I have to stop fantasizing about someone in Australia? Would I try and wait for something or someone special who I could imagine in North America? Could I just admire the tent it represents and not look for an outcome? The hard-on is such a...See More »
Happy Spring! but now new life beginsit started out with three deer by the gazebo and then the biggest white rabbit I've ever seen, -was it a snow shoe hare, and then another regular brownish white rabbit running through the yard and my little dog dirtying up her clean sweater chasing...See More »
another missed opportunityback when I was young, shy and good looking, I was walking down the sidewalk of this tourist town and a jeep with three girls cruised by whistling, yelling and catcalling and I turned to see they were all looking at me... I smiled in embarrassment...See More »
Where Do You Go To Find Someone Who Likes You For Who You Are?Aren't there like institutions that have a more open door policy with visiting and mingling and community outreach scenarios?
so I said to my old friend, -'you pay your way to get here, I'll pay for your return'...and I'll probably pay extra to get you home quicker...'
ever answer the phone while you've been drinking and super immediately start showing them how sober you are?It can work sometimes, but ya gotta not say too much and learn how to say goodbye
Two of my favourite SW members have just been awarded 'high level administrative positions-just a heads-up ,- things are gonna be a lot different around here soon
I just did my laundry and discovered I'd worn a new shirt with a large $7 Special price tag on itWas that the day I wore a sweater over top, or the one day everyone seemed to smile at me?
when you see an attractive looking person in the vegetable aisle really examining the cucumber..is that an appropriate time to say hi?
I made an appointment to have my mouth surgically shut except for a straw holeand it was suggested to take my typing fingers off while I was in there... and I only wanted to make awareness of my condition... I was not that bad or unusual of a person...being crazy runs in the family
I don't remember which one of you was a Priest but can you get hold of meI think I have a couple things to confess
Some People On Here Are So Amazing I want to leave them in a WillI don't know how to do it and how much I'm getting from my Uncle, but..
at my little country store that sells a little food and liquor- I bought a Wednesday bingo cardscause tonight is radio Bingo. I've never done this before. The local station twenty miles away calls out the numbers. I'm so excited but unsure of the rules for the five games I bought for five dollars and assume I have to phone in if I get Bingo
Black Robe And HoodI would sit at the hem of your black robe -smooth out the folds if you'd let me... 'yes you look good without the hood but could you leave it on'? It excites me
I don't know if I mentioned it on here but I was born with a hole in my headand my dad was in the Air Force and it's been rumoured that they may have put some secrets in there before I was healing up. I've always swaggered a little more with a sense of importance, knowing I might have something important stuffed in there....See More »