How was I supposed to know that?!

This is your training for a relationship. If you can't read minds you're in trouble

I keep telling you to use a stool but you're just so stubborn!🙄

We printed the disclaimer in perfectly legible hieroglyphics tattooed on the side of a leopard that we keep in a locked basement where the lights have gone out…how much easier could we have made it to know?! 🙄

I don't know
does anyone really know anything

I told you! Like always!!!


Men. 🤦‍♀

Well that's the whole point of your experience

Well, you've been a titch for long enough at this stage, I thought experience might have taught you a thing or two.

Are you not the one who keeps telling us you know everything? 😒

You should’ve read the fine print 😕.

Because we told you

It's tattooed on your forehead, Bardy.

You should know not to grab people there

I heard your bald.

Telepathy

You were supposed to ask

You weren't 😉