What's worse than finding a large spider in your bed ?

Weeelll...one night I walked into my bedroom in the dark, and turned on the booklight. I was about to get in bed when I saw a silvery thread with a large spider attached, dangling right above my pillow.

I tried to "get" him, but the best I could do was get him to retract his thread and return to the ceiling.

I read for three hours, unable to sleep...because I could see him right up there on the ceiling, still, right above my pillow. 😰

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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@4meAndyou I was stretched out in my recliner chair reading the newspaper and saw a brown recluse spider near my hand. I got up out of that recliner with it stretched out, didn’t have time or want to risk touching the electric controls to put it upright. Quickest I moved in a long time much less get out of that chair.

4meAndyou · F

@cherokeepatti I could not deal with that...not inside my house. I would be calling Terminex three times a week. 😰

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@4meAndyou I think they hang out in the fireplace and the recliner is nearby. I need to spray inside of it. Found some natural sprays. Had a damn scorpion climb up my leg under my jeans one time at my aunt’s house. That freaked me out.

Ontheroad · M

Waking up with a rat the size of a loaf of bread sitting on your boots looking up at you with beady hungry looking eyes.

skmokisses · 46-50, F

A Scorpion in the bed. This actually happened to me once.

SooperSarah

Losing a large spider in your bed

Nimbus · M

@SooperSarah 😛

SW-User

It crawling up your butthole and then dying in the middle, but not before laying 1000 eggs and you have to get a doctor.. but the doctor faints because he knows that spider was dead before you shoved it up your own ass for pleasure .. I’ll go now

crownedwithlaurel97 · 26-30, F

IT’S PREGNANT

Nimbus · M

@crownedwithlaurel97 True.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Finding a scorpion in it or a snake under the bed. A lady I worked with decades ago told me she went into her bedroom and smelled a mouse smell, pretty strong. She told her husband she thought it was a copperhead snake. Sure enough it was. They got a broom and a hoe and got it out and killed it. I would have had to have taken a shower and changed my clothes had that happened to me. Yikes! Copperheads are aggressive as it is, very fast strikers.