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NerdyPotato · M
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Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@2cool4school If birds aren't real, then I Guess bird shit is a figment of my imagination.
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@Sidewinder no you’re being marked for assassination!!
See it’s not lucky !! That’s what they want you to think!!
See it’s not lucky !! That’s what they want you to think!!
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@2cool4school If that's the case, then a bird hasn't shat on me, yet.
softspokenman · M
I must be 🥺 my Lively 2 android battery bulged up like a fat kid eating all the pies at pie eating contest, so I ordered the new Lively3 with larger lettering for old folks so now I only need to wear one pair of maximum strength reading glasses at time to read it. 🦖)))) wagging my tail profusely
exexec · 61-69, C
Yes. I have a flip phone and drive an old pickup truck.
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
Nope, I'm a human/alien hybrid.
Mmmm….maybe on certain days. 🐆
2cool4school · 46-50, F
Yep 👍 Without a park too
Dino11 · M
T Rex.
i am a skin bag waiting to drop it.
caesar7 · 61-69, M
Yes