I Am Bad At FlirtingIt's like a bad movie She's looking through me If you were me then You'd be screaming "Someone shoot me" As I failed miserably...
I Love These Lyrics Let me run with you tonight I'll take you on a moonlight ride There's someone I used to see But she don't give a damn for me But let me get to the point, let's roll another joint And turn the radio loud, I'm too alone to be proud You don't know...See More ยป
How long do you think it would take if you had to charge your cell phone with static electricity?๐ค
I Believe In the Power of LoveYou know you're in love when you say to yourself, "I'd take a nerf bullet for her." ๐
Do you think oranges are called orange because they are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?๐ค
I Love These Lyrics Mother told me, yes, she told me That I'd meet girls like you She also told me, "Stay away You'll never know what you'll catch" But just the other day I heard Of a soldier's falling off Some Indonesian junk That's going round Mommy's all right...See More ยป
I Amuse MyselfSometimes I like opening the door on the microwave with one second left on the timer as if it were a bomb ready to go off. ๐
I Like a Good QuoteBefore insulting a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way when you insult him, you'll be a mile away and you have his shoes.
I Enjoy A Good DebateMust watch Cenk Uyger VS Ben Shapiro debate at Piliticon today. The debate starts at 5:30pm Pacific Time and Cenk doesn't stand a chance! ๐