I Have An AnnouncementBreaking news: A tornado touchdown a local cemetery today. Hundreds of people were found dead. ๐
If you are traveling at the speed of light and attempted to turn on your headlights, will they still come on?
I Love a Good SandwichZiplocks idea of how big a sandwich should be is very different from mine. ๐ค
I Have A Secret To ShareSometimes I like to stop the microwave one second before it goes off. It feels like I disabled a bomb just in time. ๐
I Have a Favourite HymnMy favorite hymn growing up was the song Amen. You sang "Amen, amen, amen" and that was the entire song. I would request this song every Sunday. I never had to open the hymnal to follow along.
I Am a FlirtI was going to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the damn mailbox. ๐
I Have Random ThoughtsImagine this: You're home alone and you sneeze. You get a phone call. You pick up and they whisper, "Bless you" and hangs up.
I Need To Be Silly SometimesNext time you go on a roller coaster ride, bring a few bolts with you. Then tell the person in front of you, "Hey, I think these came out of your seat!"