I Like a Good Quote“Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language? One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap.” - Red Skelton
I Like a Good Quote"Any kid will run any errand for you as long as you ask them at bedtime." - Red Skelton
I Like a Good QuoteBefore insulting a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way when you insult him, you'll be a mile away and you have his shoes. 😏
I Would Share My Last Cookie With YouI would share my last cookie with you, but I'll be happier with eating my last cookie and that is what I shall do. 🍪
I Have a Suggestion for Similar WorldsThere is something wrong with the pictures! All my posts with pictures have changed into the SW logo. It's not only happened with me, but other users too.
I Am StraightVery important piece of information about me! I also thought I'd post this since Cloudi just announced she is straight. :P
I Have Been Friend Zoned"Friend zoned" gets way too much. Not every girl you meet owes you anything, especially a date.
I Have Random ThoughtsImagine this: You're home alone and you sneeze. Your phone rings and you answer, a person whispers, "Bless you" and hangs up.
Can everyone please sign the petition to keep EP from shutting down? Poll (14) See Poll OptionsIf we all work together, we can make a difference!
I Want To Share Something FunnyMy aunts’ older brother told her if she ate dog food once a day, she would run faster. Everyday, she'd get out some dog food and eat it. They would race each other every morning, after she ate the dog food. During each race, he'd let slow down...See More »
I Have a Super PowerOne night I stopped at Walmart after work and it was extremely windy. As I walked towards the store, the automatic doors opened while the wind was blowing very, very hard and I saw items flying off the shelves and getting blown all over the place....See More »
I Have Random ThoughtsWe have all heard the phrase "practice makes perfect", but nobody's perfect so why even practice? 🤔